You know you are a unicyclist when…
*Any one of your unicycles is worth more than your car
*You choose an apartment/flat solely on the basis of how close the trails are
*You legs are tan only to mid-thigh
*Your arm tan stops sharply at the wrist
*You shins and calves are made up of scar tissue
*The first thing you ask when you regain consciousness is "How’s my unicyle?
*You actually move farther from work so that the unicycle commute will be more heavy duty
*Your work colleagues think of unicycles as a mainstream form of transport
*You mentally log every meal as “good fuel” or “bad fuel”
*You learn you have X money left after paying the bills and the first thing you do is log onto unicycle.com
*Your car, computer, microwave, dishwasher and toilet cistern are all “powered by Unicycle.com”
*You dream of winning the lottery, and the first thing you think of is how many/which unicycles can that money buy?
*You can tell your significant other with a straight face that it’s too hot to mow the lawn then take off on an epic MUni ride
*You buy a car based on whether your Coker will fit in the back
*You pull up on your steering wheel when driving up a hill
*Your car is parked in the driveway because your unicycles are parked in the garage
*You signal a turn and hit your wife
*You have an aircushion on the drivers seat
*You know the distance of every point of interest within 20miles of your house as well as the location of every pot-hole along the way
*You read this expecting it to be funny and then realise that it all applies to you
I found this in an old copy of a mountainbike club newsletter while packing up my house and thought it would be funny to plagiarise and modify it a bit
Can you add any more?