I recently got an email saying you should zap off your thanksgiving fatness
this was a junk email that got sent to probably billions of other people,
i say we unicyclists should start one saying if you want to lose weight you should learn to ride a unicycle, it certainly is slimming, the first day i was in new york visitng family the one guy asked how much i had lost, and the only physical exercise i have done since last time i saw him was unicycling.
so we should send out junk emails to everyone saying they should get unicycles, because some people look at the subject and hit delete, but if you see a subject like “unicycling is fun and slimming” people are gonna be curious, then give them a link here or to unicycle.com and they can’t help but be hooked!
Spam is bad, no matter what your cause is.
Me too, count me out of any bright ideas to spam the world. Even if it’s for a good cause (unlike 99% of spam).
Spam is bad, mmkay?
Though, putting links in forum signatures and MSN statuses and the like is allowable 
Don’t spam, give them the choice to seek it out. People definately won’t try unicycling if you throw it up in their face.
Today’s special:
Spam, Spam, Spam, Eggs, and Spam.
Green eggs and spam!
What does my cause have to do with my choice of meat by-products? I enjoy chopped Spam in my omlettes, thank you!
Um, what was my cause again?
Sorry for my typo, I got a little confused resulting from using the case-sensitive word in the beginning of the sentence, I intended to use the word spam and not Spam.
my friend Aditi came to the United States for one year, and she didn’t try spam one single time!! we found that out at her goodbye party the day before she left…
I can’t remember ever having Spam… at least know knowingly.
one of my wierder next door neighbors used to eat Spam strait outta the can…
my stepdad loves spam
Oh you’d remember it…
You’re right, there is nothing tastier with such a toungue pleasing texture that real SPAM. Whether straight from the can with a spoon, or fried up and eaten with other items it’s delicious. I personnally love the smoked flavor, but the original is excelsior too, and you can’t taste a difference with the SPAM Light…
SPAM = t3h secks.
(Unfortunately I’ve become a vegetarian recently for my own reasons, however, if/when I come back to meat, SPAM’ll be one of the first I come back to omnivorism with(Specifically, a Spam Musubi, a Hawaiian type of sushi cake with SPAM in it, absolutely orgasmic).
We don’t eat Spam, can’t afford it. We buy the cheaper more generic alternative from Aldi’s. Life doesn’t get much better than when enjoying a fine dining pleasure of breakfast eggs and chopped generic meat product.
By the way, did you know that thinly sliced and fried Spam or in this case generic meat product tastes just like bacon?
OK, I bought a can of spam the last time I went to the grocery store, and now that i am back from the doctor and have no blood work to be affected by the mystery meat (who knows what kind of disease they’d mistakingly find), I’m giving it a try. It’s actually not too bad. A little salty though.
That’s disgusting! 
Perhaps the subconcious trauma of eating Spam like that could push one into vegetarianism. 
But you might already be there. Is there really any meat in Spam? 
The first ingredient listed is “Pork with ham” so depending on the definition of meat, ham, and pork, it may contain meat.