Okay, I was going to save this as a surprise for NAUCC and Unicon. But apparently our “model” can’t make it to either, and he’s told his friends. So now you too can have a chance to order one of these exclusive, scare-your-friends, T-shirts!
These Harper HOTTIE shirts will be printed using transfers (much cheaper in small quantities) on good quality white shirts by the same place that’s done our last few MUni Weekend shirts.
Price: Unknown until the quantity is determined. $20 or less. Shipping will be additional, unless you are at the conventions.
I need to order these shirts ASAP, so order today! a followup order might be done after the convention frenzy is over, but then again it might not.
Don’t forget to order one for Mom, so she can see who you’re hanging out with!
FOR BEST RESULTS (notice I’m shouting here), SEND YOUR ORDERS TO MY EMAIL ADDRESS, WHICH IS FOUND BELOW. DON’T FORGET TO INCLUDE QUANTITY AND SIZE, FROM ADULT S TO XL!
ALSO, INDICATE IF YOU WILL PICK UP YOUR SHIRTS AT ONE OF THE CONVENTIONS, OR WHERE TO SHIP THEM (ADDRESS). SHIRTS WILL BE MAILED IN PLAIN ENVELOPES OR BOXES, SO NO NEED TO BE EMBARRASSED!
ON FURTHER RESEARCH, I’VE LEARNED WE ARE NOT STUCK WITH WHITE FOR THE SHIRT COLOR. Anything goes, apparently, and the end price is only a little more. Please recommend colors you would like to see to mach our “design.” Only one color will be chosen.
I’m thinking a lighter color, possibly light gray, green (to match the table and background), etc.
End price should be only $16, and $15 if you pick them up in person (earlier than MUni Weekend).
Unlike any of those abhorrent cheesecake or military unicycle t-shirts, I will wear this one proudly to church picnics, political rallies, while grocery shopping, browsing at the lumber yard, and at Six Flags Great Adventure. If anyone asks, he’s my girlfriend.