Some how in the daze of the morning I put soap on my tooth brush instead of the usual minty delight.
I dont know if anyone else has tried this feat but let me say my teeth feel awesome.
ok so thats a lie my mouth just tastes like ass and I dont recomend anyone trying it. Except for Harper I think you should totally go for it, i think it might be that rush you’ve been missing in the morning ;o)
Sounds like you better stay close to the bathroom for a couple of days. Soap does more than clean the outside of your body. 
I think Checkernuts is the winner of JC this morning.
ew.
I bet it was nasty.
never tried that, but I once bit into a chocolate that had a piece of soap in it, so I can imagine what it was like. It takes a lot of rinsing to get the taste out of your mouth.
They make soap you can use to brush your teeth with, too. it’s that organic stuff. maybe has “grandpa” in the name? It’s brown…
I’m serious.
Perhaps you mean the castille soaps by Dr. Bronner?
Happens to me all the time :-(… That damn liquid soap.
My little brother, when he was like 5, put liquid soap on everyones tooth brush one time, for some unkown reason.
Fortuantly I found out about it before I brushed mine.
My brother once brushed his teeth with hair cream. 
He said that it tasted like grass, I didn’t ask him how he knew.
Dave
You’ve never tasted grass?
Weeeeird.
I ate soap once on purpous…
… at the police station bathroom … just before a breathalizer test… 
Just out of curiosity, how do you know this?
come on we all know what ass tastes like, some of us just won’t admit it.
…ass tastes like soap?
Weeeeird.
my dad once brushed his teeth with diaper rash cream when my sister was two.
If I hadn’t written this the message would have been “Too short” for the system to allow me to post it.
Did it work/help?
And for brushing with foreighn substances, this is the grossest mistake you can make.
Not the ones I’ve tasted.
After applying Capsascion(like ICYHOT, only 100% stronger… made from concentrated Habenero oil) I made the mistake of reaching down to itch my no-nos… I paid for it later in full…
Chex is heading back from Europe into the States right now!!!
I don’t see how a clean mouth can have a big effect on the amount of alcohol in the stuff coming up out of your lungs.
So before clicking on this thread I was wondering if Checkernuts had said some naughty words or something…
Reminds me of the time when, in Japan at Unicon III, after a hard day’s riding in the sun and a mile ride back to the hotel, I pulled what I thought was a glass of spring water, with a foil top (label all in Japanese) out of my hotel room’s minibar and chugalugged it.
It was sake. You know that thing where the cartoon character’s eyes fill up with color and then steam comes out your ears? I know what that feels like.
Plus it was the most expensive thing in that little refrigerator, at 850 yen.