Matching Pedals $10
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Whatching your friend rack himself jumping a speed bump on a unicycle PRICELESS.
You can adjust prices for your country.
Miarks speed bump costume totally threw jon.
My 2 Cents
Ok, here are my two captions:
Rider: HAHAHA, Oh My God, HAHAHAHAHA, the seat post is tickling my kidney!
and the 2nd:
Beared Guy:OK, one more push!
Rider: UUUUGGGGHHHHH
Bearded Guy:Here it is!! Its a… a… a unicycle…
Woman: Thats my special boy!
Anyword on the winning caption?
Sorry for being slow, but this was hard, we have sorted out a winner and will get a prize off to him when we can find an appropriate one. 
The winning one was my favourate, it was just so simple…
“oh shit” from Mini Mansell.
You can see all the entries at: http://www.unicycle.uk.com/captionNov04.asp
Thank you everyone for entering.
I have put up the picture for next months competition. TheObieOne3226 can you get in touch with me at contactatunicycledotukdotcom with a snail mail address so I can send you a prize for finding this months picture.
Roger
hardley a caption? thats a statment and not very creative one…
i’ll enter “oh Fuck” for the next contest right now. did i win yet? 
Yup, it came in a couple days ago. Now I just have to work on getting a car for them to go onto. 
entry
Now if i just hop on your legs, your head will come unstuck no problem
“Witness the world’s first microscope in action”
Sorry, it’s late and I thought it was hillarious… Maybe I’m just angry I didn’t win the last one, haha.
American Unicycle History X
“Bite the Curb!”
‘Kimosabi!, I hear one …no wait…’
Is that a unicycle you have there, or are you just happy to see me?
UDC UK Dec. Caption Competition
For December’s Obie Pic:
“I’ll teach you to break dance in my practice area!”
Obie Pic Caption;
“Unfortunately, he landed right on his best friends head.”
“It was all fun and games till a spoke got poked out.”
S**t
I would have to agree, pretty lame and un-original.
Toilet humour misplaced.
You are eroding your well-earned recognition by awarding ‘swear words’ as winning captions, no matter how funny you feel they may be.
JJ Huthwaite
(Unimpressed).
if u don’t like the fact that something might win that u don’t find funny, don’t play
quit yer whining and start thinking funny thoughts
(for December pic)
It wasn’t until he attempted a suicide mount that Fred realised he’d forgotten his unicycle.
or
Fred was still trying to perfect his 15’ giraffe dismount.
Rob
BTW - sorry about the “Fred” - I don’t know who these people are.
It is not whining as you put it, and I am not in contact with the judges, this is an open forum.
It is an opinion; if you do not like others opinion’s then ignore them. Perchance the same steps you suggested?
I never said I did not find it funny, just not what I believe to be in the best interests of this sport or any other using swear words to describe actions or mis-actions of those involved.
apologies all round
i didn’t intend my comments to be interpreted as an attack on your right to express your opinions on an open forum
Roger: may i suggest a seperate (new) thread for every competition?
I’m outraged! How could this happen. It’s clear that Dylan’s entry was the best. It was extremely funny, and creative. It wasn’t just two simple words which you would say if you were there. “Oh shit” isn’t a real caption. I’m disgusted!