stupid
because the people are stupid
Because we can’t ride fast at a big ramp and get huge air.
What a useful bump.
For the record, I love clowns and do as much as I can to perpetuate the clown/unicycle stereotype. In fact, I clowned while juggling fire on a unicycle just tonight in front of a crowd people. Then I jumped over people and did pedal grabs while wearing a cape and mask. Oops. 
A few unicyclists did a day of trials and street at the vodafone x-air games in 2005.Im not sure why it still isnt happening