Okay, this is a standard “injury thread” with a little “I’m an idiot” thrown in for your amusement and edification. I’ll spare you the pictures.
I was riding my Coker today on the bike path that connects several parks. As I passed through one park, I approach two guys who are standing alongside the bike path. One talks to me as follows…
guy: “That’s not hard once you know how, right?”
me: “I takes a long time to learn. Then it’s easy – you don’t have to think about it.”
I’ve ridden past by the time I’ve finished saying this. No more than a second passes, then… CRASH!
Somehow I get wobbly and come off the front of the Coker. I stumble on my feet and my tired legs can’t hold me up. I go down on my hands and right knee from a riding speed of about 7 MPH. I don’t know why I fell and I don’t know why I couldn’t get on my feet at only 7 MPH. It was a freak accident, leaving me no time to prepare. Being tired and getting over the flu must have contributed.
So, without hesitation after crashing, I sit right up, look back at the two guys, and say…
me: “See what I mean?” (referring to how “easy” I just told them it was)
Here’s the “I’m an idiot” part, which is why I’m posting this thread. This is a cautionary tale for similarly clutzy people.
When I sat up, I noticed something curious. The Poland Spring water bottle was still in my hand… and my thumb hurt. I think I bent my thumb back because I failed to let go of the water bottle before skidding to a stop on my hands and knee. I can live with the road rash on my leg, but I need my thumb! The opposable thumb is what separates us from animals and allows us to grasp things.
My injuries are not serious. But my thumb injury was totally preventable.
Moral of the story: as you begin to crash, safely drop what you are carrying.
(Why didn’t I? Because I thought for sure I would just run it out. Why would I throw my water bottle on the ground for no reason? So, is the moral of the story valid???)