I donno…
Yer might get the police knocking on the door if yer post:
" I beat the hell outta my twins Every friggin’ Day, and I LOVE IT!!"
BAlls!
always wear briefs never wear boxers, if that helps…
All through the summer I’ve ridden almost daily, wearing nothing but a pair of swimming shorts (the kind with the net in) and haven’t had any problems with aches in the nether regions…no saddle soreness or anything!
The one problem I have is bunny hopping, when I have to stop, when I’m riding commando. The lads sometimes get banged on the saddle a little bit (not nice for a few seconds) 
I’ve been riding a standard club 26er, with standard saddle.
Edit: Maybe I should practice standstills a bit more…but to heck with it! My new 36er is getting ordered today