Who was the chick T-shirt modeled after?!
Dylan Wallinger wrote:
"Hey Darren,
Those shirts rock! I’ll be buying one of those for sure. I can’t wait to see what you come out with next.
-Dylan"
Yeah Dylan, IF you actually bought the “Uni-Porn chick” T-shirt, how do you think Lauren would like that? hmm? I dunno whether you guys are still dating or not, but as a female “chick” I was a bit apalled when I saw that graphic…and even more after I clicked on the “View Full Size” button!! I know a lot of girl/women unicyclists who would not like that T-shirt and probably not even want it to be sold…
As the producer of the first-ever EXtreme Unicycling movie starring an all-female cast, I feel the responsibility to take a stand and say something. (although, I do have to admit that it might be FUNNY to poke fun at the shirt by having a scene in the movie where one of us girls rides by a strip club with that shirt on.)
But I, for one, would not wear that shirt out in public, or at all, especially while I was unicycling. In my opinion, it stereotypes and associates female, may I say, “sluts”, with unicycling, and, I think that that is much worse than the all-too-common association with clowns and unicycles. If we ever want to get unicycling into the X-Games or the Olympics but go around representing unicycling as a sport in this fashion, then just wait 'till unicycling DOES get into the X-Games, and the very few girls out there that ride street, Trials, mountain, or flatland have just abandoned unicycling alltogether. However, I have to admit that this T-shirt and other remarks made about girls and unicycling (such as the guy who wrote something along the lines of, “Girls in chain-mail bikini’s jousting on unicycles…now THAT’s something I’d like to see”) only inspire me more to continue filming my movie, just to prove that we can and will be strong when others question what we’re doing.
I have met Darren Bedford and even partipated in his well-known tattoo contest, I was among the first to do so, but even I stopped when people started putting the tattoo’s on their various inappropriate body parts. He is, from what I’ve seen of him, a very nice guy who is very into his sport, but I think that he may have gotten a little too much into it with this T-shirt, or, what I like to call it, sluT-shirt. Some people like to poke fun at things, and I understand that, but I know that from now on I will always think of that T-shirt graphic, even for just a millisecond, whenever I look at my unicycle, because my unicycle looks quite similar to the one in the graphjc (I have a KH 20"), and, when I met Darren, my hair was almost that same color. I would like to know if Darren modeled that shirt graphic after any particular female unicyclist. I am one of very few extreme female unicyclists out there with regard to Trials or street. And there are even a few dozen MORE female MUnicyclists and flatlanders in the world that would probably find it offensive. Not to mention all the other female unicyclists out there, male unicyclists, and even their audiences.
GUYS: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE THERE TO BE A T-SHIRT OUT THERE WITH A DETAILED GRAPHIC OF YOU IN A THONG/UNDERWEAR!?!?
All of my friends, family, and unicycling friends whom I have showed this T-shirt were appalled and disgusted with what they saw. 
Well, I’ve got to go work on arranging songs for my all-girls extreme unicycling movie, and I hope you guys out there enjoy watching hot chicks doing extreme unicycle tricks, cuz we ARE!! (lol)