The 3 word game!

This game is a big hit on another forum so i thought i would bring it here.

This is how the game goes,
you type 3 words and three words only in your post. the next person has to post three words to further advance the other three words or the “story” as a whole.

Lets start,

The man who…

…fell through the…

piece of wood…

really hurt his

balls on a…

running chainsaw and

found ten dollars.

inside a glass…

…of champagne which…

was made of…

porcelain. He then…

wasted more time…

being old and

playing stupid games

…thus invoking desire…

then asking Harry…

whats better a…

carrot or a

rotten potato and…

likes to eat…