“That’s so cool.” and gives me a fist bump as I pass him.
“Oh no way. Dope.” from some kids.
Both are better than the day before. Had an angsty driver honking at the vehicle stopped front of him as I crossed the sidewalk. I waved politely at him and made eye contact as he went past. He flipped me off and drove on. Obviously a neglected child that was dropped on his head several times, methinks deliberately.
„At least one imaginative cycler!“
“I’ll mention you in my diary” after I had a chat with an old lady. She was thankful for a short demonstration of my fatty.
I took a short break during a distance ride, unicycle casually lying down in the road side next to me.
Two ladies on horseback approach, and ride past me.
Lady 1: Oh, it’s broken.
Me: No it’s supposed to be like that
Lady 1: Oh, it’s supposed to be like that
Lady 2: Yes, it’s a, errr…
Lady 1: Oh (as if Lady 1 had clarified something)
Original (Dutch)
Lady 1: O, hij is kapot.
Me: Nee dat hoort zo.
Lady 1: O, dat hoort zo.
Lady 2: Ja, dat is een, ehhh…
Lady 1: O
Almost forgot to mention the lads who passed me while I was sitting on a bench with the muni next to me:
“Oh, a studded tire!”
“Yeah, he can ride everywhere with that.”
“…but not on the wooden floor of the living room”
You can use it on the wooden floor of the living room but it is very slippery i think. If your living room big enough for riding a Unicycle.
I have no intentions to try it, but I think it should work just fine. Riding outdoors is a lot more interesting, though.
I can understand you very well. It’s better for unicycling outside and I personally don’t prefer indoors because I’ve only had bad experiences with indoors. Most hall floors are very slippery.
I might be a reference to not being allowed to bring his / their MTB inside the living room 
“I have to say I’ve seen a lot of strange things in this park, but not that” (an older guy as I passed with the dog pulling ahead of me in a running harness)
Me:
Hello chatgpt, can you ride a unicycle?
Chatgpt:
I can’t ride a unicycle, but if I could, I’d probably be a natural at balancing… at least in theory! 
Me:
Hi chatgpt, what do you say when you see a unicyclist. Please give me ten comments.
Chatgpt:
Here are ten fun and creative comments you could make when you see a unicyclist:
“Wow, that’s some serious balance! I can barely walk without tripping!”
“Are you secretly training for a circus act? Because that’s impressive!”
“Is that a one-wheel revolution I’m witnessing?”
“I’m not sure if you’re showing off or just casually defying physics!”
“That’s gotta be a core workout! How do you even make it look so easy?”
“You’re basically the definition of ‘balance goals.’”
“I see your two-wheeled friends didn’t show up today!”
“I guess you’re really rolling with it, huh?”
“How do you keep your cool while everyone else is losing their balance?”
“Now that’s what I call next-level coordination!”
Today’s QOTD was a charming one shouted from a highway overpass: “Show me your d*ck, you qu**r!” A certain bird may have flown his way 
I got this one often and my answer is always “no, not particularly”. 
I always felt it doesn’t strengthen my core (soft bellies, unite! 
), but I just ride, nothing athletic.
I’m not a hardcore unicyclist either 
I guess if you‘re doing tricks, trial or muni it‘s quite the core workout (my only experience is muni, and after such a ride I usually feel my soft belly muscles).
If you just casually ride, it‘s not much of a workout, particularly if you are more experienced rider who doesn‘t move his upper body more than absolutely needed.
I haven’t done as much muni as I wished to, but I never felt it solicited my core strength very much 
Thighs, however… 
f-bounce:
Yes thighs are worst, despite my muni having a brake. That said, last time I rode a certain sledge trail I only had sore thighs for less than two days, whereas two months ago it was three days (and a shorter distance). So I‘m either getting fitter, or better at relying on the brake - or both 
As I approached a young woman on a trail heading the other way she said “You’re amazing.” a little louder than average. She paused a moment and as I was about to pass her “Sorry. I shouldn’t have yelled at you like that.”. Which sounded odd since she hadn’t yelled at me and it wasn’t negative at all.
I replied “All good. Unicycles get me excited too.” as I continued on.
That was a great reply of yours 
As I was walking over to the skate park, a kid laughed to his friends saying, “Is that a f**king unicycle!?” talking about me. Though I couldn’t quite understand why a person looking like they were 14 years old was making fun of my unicycle when he was wearing a Minecraft hoodie, I wouldn’t be surprised if he zipped up the hoodie and it had a creeper face on it. No joke, this is an acurate photo of my assailant…
