Young girl “you must be well trained” made my day
After parking up the other day and walking briefly along the road with my unicycle to get to my riding spot an elderly man asked me if I was measuring!
guess he must of thought I was a road worker with a measuring wheel, il let him off as it was a black frame with a yellow rim!
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You still have to write numbers on it, then it’s true. 4 years ago I was at a hotel in the evening with my unicycle, left it outside. The nice gentleman at the counter said: “You are welcome to take your musical instrument to your room”. I then said that it was a unicycle and it was allowed in the luggage storage. Which was good, because I picked it up 4 hours later and went to the train at 04:22 a.m. that drove me home.
Not exactly a verbal quote but…
I recently got my hands on a Nimbus Hatchet and I decided to go for a ride out in the snow around our neighborhood. Almost as soon as I got on the road, a car that was passing by on the other side gave a series of light honks. I saw the driver’s face and it was priceless! 
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Had my first „lost a wheel“, though not directed towards me, but towards the guy‘s wife. I‘m now officially a member of the club 
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