I wasn’t referring to…never mind.
(I give up)
Only one person can untangle a rope.
Always take your socks off before you take your pants off.
There are few things that look as silly as a man wearing only a shirt and his socks.
Never race the train to the railway crossing.
If it’s a tie, you lose.
Oft remembered through this mnemonic:
“Don’t eat the snow where the Huskies go!”
1.dont think do
2.dont smoke
3.treat others how you want to be treated
4.pay attention in school and you might get somewhere you want to go.
You go through life and you choose.
You don’t choose your friends; your friends choose you.
That reminds me of a good one for driving:
Right-of-way or no, the truck always wins.
(Optional add-on: Unless there’s a train involved)
Never walk down stairs with your hands in your pockets.
Never pass up the opportunity to take a p*ss.
Never argue with a man with a pool cue in his hands.
You say ‘retarded’ a lot. To me it is pretty offensive and blatantly politically incorrect.
Nothing in this world, that’s worth having, comes easy.
Scrubs can be so motivational (the older seasons at least).
When it’s reached the stage that something must be said, that’s the wrong time to say it.
Never follow advice from Mikefule, oops I just did … 
wat that i live in a hole??
Whys that becus i like most people i meet?
“Know what you’re doing and do as you must.”
“You have to be hard and callous, In your heart and your hands.”
From Gandalf:
“All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.”
Every day, wake up and think of what a great day it is to be alive.
Every day, wake up and think of what a great day it is to die.
mix coke and beer! worst!
Whether you think you can or you think you can’t, you’re right.
you’re drinking beer, and you’re sixteen…
Probably has/had a fake ID. 
Best advice i’ve ever heard is: If you believe, then you will achieve, If you achieve then you are destined to succeed.