Actually dear, the correct usage would be “Nope, it’s a security guard, not a rent-a-cop. Mike is too cool to be a rent-a-cop.”
I hate to say this, but to be 18 years old and in context of tonight’s discussions, you’re too cool to add your two cents worth and have it filled with typos. With all your life in front of you dear, an extra minute’s care before posting is a net good.
You’re not funny and none of your comments belong in RSU 
There I said it.
nope, the link dan gave went to a blank white screen w/ an x at the top corner. then the one you gave whent to a page the said “download movie” i clcked it and it went to the same blank page
Dan, tell us that the security guard is Mike Clark:)
how can i be mike??? mike is the other guy (holding the GL1) videoing it all with the beanie on
To answer your questions… YES it is a real security guard.
Thanks for the comments on the video. I might make some more if I get some time.
Oh, Mike Clark used to work as a security guard… I got an idea to have Zack Baldwin backing up to grind a rail and a security guard comes out and yells “NO BIKES”
The guard then flips out and a small scuffle ensues. We decide it’s best to leave and just as we walk down the stairs I turn around with the camera and Mike comes flying out over the stairs in his security guard outfit and grinds the rail (all in one take). It was meant to be a transition to a Mike Clark segment.
However, Mike forgot half of his uniform (like proper shoes, pants, flashlight, etc.) and I didn’t find the segment convincing when I went to edit it, so it didn’t make the cut. Maybe i’ll post that sometime. Between 2 cameras we have about an hour of footage of just that scene.
I also don’t support damaging public or private property in any way and do what I can to avoid it. I also have always been respectful and polite when asked to leave an area by a security guard and i’d hope that other unicyclists do the same.
-Dan
not every unicyclist is like that tho, some immature ones like to provoke police and security just for fun. im not going to name names but people like that get on my nerves, considering that about 80% of the time i am trying to ride on provate property and if unicyclists around here get a bad rap then its only going to get harder. imagine the signs saying “no skating” or “no bikes” to include “no unicycling” because of some little brat going around stirring up trouble
Cool idea for the Mike Clark transition 
I think he has, but he’s keeping it a little fuzzy…
i think that if it is mike it should be kept a secret for ever and ever. so that unicyclists in the future will wonder about the secret of mike and the security guy. its much more fun if the people involved keep things shady as so that we can wonder about these things 
finally i got to watch it. it was awesome
DEFINATELY, without a doubt, the best video I’ve seen in a long time.
Makes me want to buy Defect.
it makes everybody buy defect even though they all wanted to buy it before they saw this.
I still want to learn how to do the thing where you grab the tire and turn you body around.
it makes everybody buy defect even though they all wanted to buy it before they saw this. I still want to learn how to do the thing where you grab the tire and turn you body around.
it makes everybody buy defect even though they all wanted to buy it before they saw this. I still want to learn how to do the thing where you grab the tire and turn you body around.
t makes me want to post only once;)
BUY DEFECT.do it. you wannna
I like posting mroe than once.
I like posting more than once.
I want to buy defect soon.
I really really want to buy defect soon.
I think I’m going to try to convince my dad to get it for me tonight.
blah blah blah blah blah blablah.
I had defect for a while, it is really good. Then one day it got lost. I still have the case though but the dvd is more fun to watch when I get bored.
Hmm, lost defect dvd…lost shoes…connection? maybe.