when your unicycle cost more than your vehicle does :o
Tried that once… Failed.
I can:p
I’ve been known to answer the phone whilst riding the 29"
haha i txt and ride my coker with 105’s
no brakes or handlebar to, quite some fun 
I have done both on all of my unicycles 
Just gotta watch out for bumps when texting offroad 
+1. Always fun to explain that I am on my “uni phone”.
Mowicus…You have quoted some silliness.
my very first time learning how to ride was under the influence. it was mighty productive haha
Haha, I count 49 - what you gonna do with 49 unicycle saddles?
You know… when:
Spare cash isn’t spare, it’s always just being saved up for the next upgrade 
You know you’re a unicyclist when,
I had started unicycling to lose weight. Now I’m losing weight so I can ride better.
When we had the huge ice storm a couple weeks back i walked to class and some guy I never saw before remarked that I was not on my unicycle. Just a quick question. Is there a technique to getting on a unicycle on ice or really slipping snow? My tire just spins and I can’t get going.
You know you’re a unicyclist when you try to adjust the seat on a stationary bike to most closely mimic the feel/position of a unicycle.
You know you’re a unicyclist when you type the letters u,n,i,c,y,l, or e in the address bar and a unicycle site is always in the history of most visited.
You know your a unicyclist when your car is plastered with various unicycle number stickers
Or when your shin says odyssey on it from a bad pedal bite
haha that’s great!!
It’s happened I think I have a picture somewhere and it cleary spells odyssey. They should sponsor me for that kind of advertisement. 
If it’s a good photo they might actually be interested in buying rights for an ad, that kind of thing is the edgey advertising that extreme sport companies likes.
You know you’re a unicyclist when…
All your bank statements say Unicycle.com at least once:p
You know your a unicyclist when people ask you, “Oh my gosh, what happened to your shins?!”
You know you’re a unicyclist when…
You would choose to keep Unicycling, and dump the gf, if she wanted me to stop riding because she said it was a “turnoff”, like this guy’s gf told him!
Bottom line: GFs are temproary. Uni is for LIFE!
You know you’re a unicyclist when you’re sat at home looking at unicycle forums or videos and your muscles keep twitching back into positions they were in when you were unicycling earlier!
You know you’re a unicyclist when…
…you spend more time actually riding, than you do online!