You gotta put that on the bike rack (even though the bike rack only takes tires less han 2.3" wide, and there are more bolts on my seatclamp than people on the bus).
Can you really ride that thing? (No, it’s just a fashion statement)
And you’re sober, too?!
Land the 46" pedalgrab or the lady gets it!
Mabey putting my foot in front of this rushing unicyclist is a good idea!
Note, all but the 46" pedalgrab remark I’ve heard at some time or another said to me.
And, the one that tops them all (In least desirablility): “…And John Ashcroft (or any major pat of Bush’s cabinet, or Bush himself) is elected for President in a landslide!!!”
P.S. I’ve actually seen a Giraffe “taco’d”. SOmeone was performing a freestyle routine that included some giraffe hopping, and the giraffe bent about 35 degrees. He just hopped off and continued with a bewildered look.
I have a Pashley t-shirt that says “Sweet” on it.
It was my signature comment at NAUCC. After watching a cool unicycle skill I’d say “Sweet!”. After watching anything cool I’d say “Sweet!”. Then I somehow ended up with a Pashley t-shirt that says “Sweet”.
So there you have the background for my one word photo caption of the broken crank.