We all know the classic you’ve lost a wheel etc. comments, but what is the funniest/ most stupid thing anyone has ever said to you.
I have never had anything really stupid or funny said to me, but I was just curious as to other people’s expierences.
Thanks!
a cop asked me if i wanted to report a theft
We had a cop ask us if we would be able to jump on the hood of his car one time. It would have been funnier if one of us replied with doing it instead of saying “yeah can we?”
Elsewhere in the forum is a “Quote of the day” thread with many hundreds of stupid, rude, funny, or pleasant comments. People add to it most days.
My all time top favourite is the young lad who said to me, “What’s up? Your mum and dad poor?”
It’s been said alot but it’s very stupid…
(While I’m riding my unicycle)
“can you ride that?”
(No…I can’t…) -_-
hahaha, nice, the stupidest thing said to me is…
“Why would you ride a tricycle?”
A drunk asked if he could have a go then blamed me when he spilted his beer.
I rode by a middle-aged woman and her child, and the kid said “look, it’s a monocycle” and his mother corrected him, “that’s not a monocycle, it’s a bicycle without one wheel”
I loved how the kid was right (even though the prefix was a bit off), and the mother was wrong on the correct name of what I was riding :~)
i dont realy get many creative comments - mostly “where’s your other wheel” - here’s where i get creative
HOLY SHIT!
someone stole it.
can’t afford one.
i don’t need a training wheel.
i rode down a stair set at school today, indoors, next to the sixth-form common room, just as i was about to go the head of sixth form came out and said “peter - i’ll loose my pension if you do that” to which i replied - “i’ll do it when you turn around either way” she went on about how she had a family to feed (with a grin on her face) one of my friends disstracted her and i did it
she came out after i’d put it in my bike locker and asked where it was, i told her i losty it - like the other half.
oh and a friend just told me she walked past her telling the other head all about it - excepth she called it a monocycle XD
a girl told me on my way home that “you awesome to be able to do that” - i wobbled very harshly and nearly fell off as i said thanks.
it always stumps me when babies that look about 2, in their prams point out that it is a unicycle. one girl did this morning - her nan said don’t be stupid, looked up and saw me, it was 9 in the morning, but i still said “evening” as i passed, poor woman probably thinks she’s lost her mind.
Lol, got a date mate ?? I m pretty sure that would ve worked if you had asked her !!
The kid was just trying out his french ; )
. . . that reminds me : [ my grandfather insists on calling my uni a “monocycle” . . . he thinks it’s hilarious xP and I sort of provoke it I guess
I got my first “where’s the other wheel?” last night, I’ve been riding since june xP crazy I know. I gave him the recession model bit.
That same night I heard a “Dude I don’t care what anybody says, that’s bad@$$” from behind me on my 36er : ) that made my night. I suppose I haven’t been riding long enough to get a clever comment yet 
(need to ride more :D)
That must be a thing with grandpas. Mine is an avid bicyclist, and insists on calling it my one-wheeled bike.
So a few friends and I went to Boston for St. Paddy’s this year. During the parade we decided to bring our uni’s and we got A LOT of “Wow’s” and a rooftop full of people screamed “F*cking Black Sabbath!” even though I wasn’t even wearing a shirt of theirs.
After the parade was over we got busted by the cops for having open beer containers and we decide to ride off on the curb through people. My friend Jesse is about 20 ft in front and I see him DROP like a sack of potatoes. I get up to him and some drunk dude is like “Why are you guys riding those things, that’s GAY!” I UPD (sprained my ankle hard in the process) and go up to him and say “I fail to see the correlation between homosexuality and unicycling” and he goes “F*ck you, get out of here!”
even though it was 4 on 1, we just didn’t think it was worth it so I take about…3 steps away and I feel a tap on my shoulder and it’s some chick who says “Wow, can you ride that?” to which I reply “Nah, I just bring it here to piss people off”