Unicycling Comebacks

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> Do me a favor, will you. Calling a unicycle a bike is going too far :frowning:

I was in a parade tonight riding my double wheeled unicycle and I heard the
comment “That’s a bike!” a lot more than normal. Usually it’s just about once or
twice in a parade, but in tonight’s there was a lot. I don’t have a comeback to
say for that. Any suggestions (preferably humorous)?

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RE: Unicycling Comebacks

> I was in a parade tonight riding my double wheeled unicycle and I heard the
> comment “That’s a bike!” a lot more than normal. Usually it’s just about once
> or twice in a parade, but in tonight’s there was a lot. I don’t have a
> comeback to say for that. Any suggestions (preferably humorous)?

Something like “Than you can ride it, right?” or “That’s what they keep telling
me, but I’m still stuck up here!” or “Then where’s the handlebars and brakes?”

Stay on top, John Foss, the Uni-Cyclone

jfoss@unicycling.com http://www.unicycling.com

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Re: Unicycling Comebacks

Wayne van Wijk wrote:
>
> >I heard the comment “That’s a bike!” a lot more than normal. Usually it’s
> >just about once or twice in a parade, but in tonight’s there was a lot. I
> >don’t have a comeback to say for that. Any suggestions (preferably humorous)?
>
> “Shut up you stupid idiot” may be an appropriate answer for many hecklers, but
> is likely to get you punched in the head. Also it is not very humorous.
>
>
> Wayne van Wijk

Made me laugh.

Wayne Burrows mailto:wayne.burrows@xtra.co.nz

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