Unicycle Comebacks

I would like to put together a web page that has a many “wity” or not “wity”
unicycle comebacks as possible. For example:

Question: Where is your other wheel?

Answer: It popped about a mile back and out of frustration, I broke it in half,
and this is the only rideable part left!

                           Thanks in advance,

                                    Chris Cline
                                    A.K.A. Moocow

Re: Unicycle Comebacks

In a message dated 1/23/99 11:17:50 AM Pacific Standard Time,
ncline@eup.k12.mi.us writes:

<< I would like to put together a web page that has a many “wity” or not wity"
unicycle comebacks as possible. For example:

Question: Where is your other wheel?

Answer: It popped about a mile back and out of frustration, I broke it in half,
and this is the only rideable part left!

                             Thanks in advance,

                                      Chris Cline
                                      A.K.A. Moocow

>>

Chris-

Good news! It’s already been done. Check out the Unicycling Page at
http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/faq.html#Where’s the other wheel

-Mike UniChef@aol.com http://members.aol.com/UniChef/unichef.html

RE: Unicycle Comebacks

> << I would like to put together a web page that has a many “wity” or not wity"
> unicycle comebacks as possible. For example:

> Good news! It’s already been done. Check out the Unicycling Page at
http://www.unicycling.org/unicycling/faq.html#Where’s the other wheel”
(note: paste the whole quoted part into your browser to go straight to it)

That covers the “Where’s your other wheel” question, but not all the others. I
collected some for an article in the USA Newsletter back in 1981, and others
later. But we could probably get some fresh ones too, like the one Chris
offered about breaking his own wheel (hey Chris, don’t litter the trail with
your broken parts!).

I’d like to see two lists:

  1. Snappy comebacks (to various comments heard while riding)
  2. Cool or clever things people say to you when riding (like “You guys
    are studs!”)

I’ll be diggin up my old lists one of these days, but I’ve got a lot of web site
to put together first…

jf