I took a look. You already posted that.
They don’t ring, they SCREAM, they are so totally AWESOME, Bruce. Actually, the kids are fantastic and far beyond the cheapened and highly-overused adjective, AWESOME.
Actually, I like seeing the word AWESOME being used in the fora because, unlike most words, it is occasionally spelled correctly by the user. Unsurprisingly, some of the emoticons are still misspelled.
How do you know they’re not just drunk or stoned?
Can I call you ‘neff-o-matic’ ?
Exactly my point.
It’s a different link.
(you didn’t even look)
They are drunk and stoned. They just happen to also be misspelled. I think they may be narcoleptic, too.
Sure thing. Just don’t call me late for lunch.
I don’t care, you made the point. For an experienced moderator you take the bait right quick.
Will you two stop bickering so I can kill this thread? This is one of the primary goals in my life now. And by stop bickering I don’t mean apologize because then I’ll have to post again.
But, NEFFing is the biggest thread killer evar !
^ making these are useless too… another form of neffing
Dang it, Dave. I realize that you didn’t apologize but then you had to go and explain yourself. Now I have to post again. May this thread (and all emoticons) die here and may they never rise again.
No. He called me a name.
Then we got a serious problemo, amigo.
Well, I am really sorry, but the answer is still no.
quit being a pest 
You first.
OK, you two weenies. Bring it on. I’ll stay up late, I’ll multiple post, and I will make photographs of myself in flattering apparel available imbedded in the posts with NO warning.
Your threats don’t phase me.
<— see, ? I have special eyewear that filters beefcake
I have a sudden urge to lock this thread…
of course, my post will be the last. <— obligatory smiley
not before III post again!
Post for stupidity.
Flexing admin muscles …? 
I think that because EVERYONE wants to be the one to kill this thread, it will now never die. it will live at least as long as MR thread.