This story was recorded by Chris Grooms from an ancient monk who kept
records at a monastic library in north wales, uk.
The Angel Uni-el was once a man. He was a saint who carried food to starving children, whilst riding one footed seat in front on a coker and juggling. He died when running from the enemies of the Church of the Radiating Spokes of Holiness. He was fleeing their greedy hands by riding backwards down a rocky, icy, muddy slope ona twelve foot giraffe while doing mills mess with rotten tomatoes. The end came when he bounced over the slain body of a mountain biker and his cheaply made taiwanese seat gave way and he was impaled on his uni seat post. Hence the confusion of symbols. I -----I----- I I O This symbol, or ideograph, originally depicted a man riding his unicycle from in front or behind, his arms held out for support. Over the centuries the symbol changed and its meaning became blurred.