the is scary/weird/funny

I was out my my pool riding and stuff. all of a sudden i look over at my neighbors farm and his goats were just staring at me like i was an idiot. it didn’t stop staring at me until i rode off. i just thought it was pretty funny.

THAT HURT MY HEAD TO FIGURE OUT WHAT YOU were talking about

I had a similar experience with a horse out in the middle of nowhere.
After 5 minutes of us both eyeballing each other, I had to go over and check it wasn’t a cardboard cut-out of a horse.

Don’t even ask about the emus.

I don’t want to talk about it.

I love when animals stare.

my friend has goats, meerely for pets though, not for milk or meat

I like having staring contests with animals.

my dog does that to me, he always wins the staring contests.

if my guniea pig (marble) is eating and i’m talking to her and then i stop talking she stops eating, then i talk again and she eats then i stop and she stops it’s weird it’s like my voice controls her mouth

How can you be sure it’s not THE OTHER WAY ROUND? That her eating actually controls your talking?

Guinea pigs are smarter than they look…

Phil

HAHAhahaha.

Where there’s a blame, there’s a claim!

hes better than me