No really, this is funnier than Chuck Norris’s shopping lists…
A woman walks into a bar and orders a double entendre.
The barman gives her one.
that is one of the rare jokes that you chickle at first and then later in the day you laugh about it
OK, call me dense. What is the double meaning in “The barman gives her one”? The innocent meaning is obvious. The dirty interpretation eludes me. Must be some slang I’m not familiar with.
Here’s a unicycling related double entendre. The Moab Muni Fest t-shirts this year had a prominent MMF abbreviation on them.
growner at best.
Superb 
well a double entendre don have to bee dirty
its just she orders a double entendre (drink/joke)and the bartender gives her one(only one of the drink/one double entendre.
To give her one.
To engage in the physical act of love with “her”
i.e. This bird was giving me the eye so I took her home and gave her one.
After Dave sobers up, ask him if he still thinks it’s the funniest…
And when Billy cheers up, we’ll do the same.
And when Dave recovers from his hangover, he won’t be so grumpy, and he’ll see that my comment is ACTUALLY the funniest joke…
A new contender:
What do vegetarian worms eat?
Linda Mcartney!
The funniest joke ever:
Did you hear about the pedants’ revolt? It was led by Which Tyler.
Funniest joke ever
About a year ago, someone formed a panel and solicited jokes from all over the world to determine the absolute funniest. This is what they came up with:
Two guys, best friends since childhood, were hunting when one of them them collapsed of an apparent heart attack. His buddy called 911 on his cell phone and said “My friend has collapsed. I think he’s dead!” The operator calmly said “Sir we’ll do what we can. First we have to make sure he’s really dead”. After a slight pause she hears the loud sound of a gunshot. The guy gets back on the line and breathlessly says, “Okay, now what?”
Okay, it may not be THE funniest but it’s pretty good.
If you search ‘double entendre’ on google, it comes up with a Wiki book on what it means. An example of a double entendre is that very joke on Wiki.
Mike
Famously, a double entendre can only mean one thing.
Any comment that has one surface meaning, and a second meaning that is usually cheeky or saucy. The mainstay of the saucy postcard industry.
It’s a posh French expression for “rude play on words”.
Look at some of these:
When I read that, the phrase “gives her one” had no sexual context for me.
Since I knew it was supposed to be a double entendre I concluded that “one” meant he gave here a “single entendre” which is kind of funny (in fact it is the name of a ComedyTroupe).
Thats how I saw it too, as a single entendre…
Over here, “To give her one” has meant “To post the big pink parcel” for as long as I can remember.
Must be a British thing, I heard that one a long time ago, probably in the school yard.