The emoji game

Like the 3 word game but with emojis; type 1-5 emojis to make a story, and the post below explains what they think the above emojis mean, and then you continue the story. I hope this works.

:hot_beverage: :partying_face: :smiley:

Some dude drank some coffee and felt very celabratory due to the influx of energy the caffeine gave him so he went on his way smiling.
:sob: :face_vomiting: :brick:

He then grew sad, and puked a brick.

:ogre: :enraged_face: :skull_and_crossbones:

Then a creepy masked dude came and made him so angry he died.
:beating_heart: :man_mechanic: :kitchen_knife:

He loved an engineer and who he killed

:zombie: :uni:

But engineers have 7 lives
:baby_angel: :innocent: :face_in_clouds:

??? :zombie: :uni: =

But engineers have 7 lives

Well, in theory
:person_bowing: :nerd_face: :face_with_monocle:

Someone reads about smart people and searches for..
:uni: :hot_beverage:

Unicycles that are coffee addicts
:eye: :upside_down_face: :alien:

and are brown eyed so they can stare at people that are getting sucked upside down in alien spacecraft
:lungs: :apricot: :united_states:

The lungs got a peach stuck in America
:united_states: :enraged_face: :skull_and_crossbones:

The U.S.A. are thinking about dropping the color red
:people_with_bunny_ears::moon_viewing_ceremony::microscope: