I have in my posession one used submarine which I would like to sell…Perhaps to an unsuspecting Canadian. It’s had one careful lady owner (The Queen). There’s some slight rust damage on it (mostly cosmetic). But other than that is in perfect working order…honest! Buyer would pick up the submersible. If anyone’s interested let me know and we can start talking money.
Kit (honest) Johnson
Got any pictures? How old is this thing? What fuel does it run on? How many people fit in it? Is it in running order? How deep can it dive? How fast can it run underwater? How fast can it run on the surface? Does it carry any weapons? What are the dimensions? How did you get it? What is your favorite color?
laff!
it’s 21 years old.
Runs on diesel.
Yes it’s in perfect running order;)
it goes pretty quick, both above and below water.
Yes it has weapons. In fact I’ll throw in a couple of free torpedos.
it’s in 3 dimensions.
And I am acting as a 3rd party seller because the queen and Mr Hoon are pretty busy at the moment.
And I’m afraid I’m not at liberty to divulge the last piece of information…It’s highly classified.
Kit (honest) Johnson
Wow, that’s one nice sub. What’s the asking price?
Isn’t it slightly odd that the seemingly innocent Yellow Submarine has torpedo tubes at the front and what can only be a missile door towards the back?
Were the Beatles just another secret side of the Cold War?
Those Beatles… bloodthirsty warmongers!
Phil
I don’t see any rust. You lied honest Kit!
The red? He said it was cosmetic.
I take great offence at being called a liar. If you must know the rust spots are on the port side. I’ll head down to the docks and get another picture showing said rust, just as soon as I’ve finished my dinner appointment with her majesty.
Tatty bye,
Kit (honest) Johnson
I think it’s pretty obvious that his favorite color is yellow…
Andrew
ooooo!!! i want that sub!! what are you asking for it! ill give you 100,000 pennies for it:D
I have managed to get down to Portsmouth and get a piccie of the rust damage I mentioned earlier. I will accept paypal for the sub. By the by it’s being sold as seen and buyer collects.
Kit (honest) Johnson O.B.E., L.O.T.R., M.I.H.S.B. (Member of the Institute of Honest Submarine Brokers)
I have managed to get down to Portsmouth and get a piccie of the rust damage I mentioned earlier. I will accept paypal for the sub. By the by it’s being sold as seen and buyer collects.
Kit (honest) Johnson O.B.E., L.O.T.R., M.I.H.S.B. (Member of the Institute of Honest Submarine Brokers)
don’t we all know Canada could use another rusty sub. so far none of the rusty subs we bought are seaworthy. Maybe this time it will be!
Re: Submarine for sale
Yes I could be interested, just a few questions though.
Firstly, is it water proof? only we have quite a lot of rain here and I wouln’t want it to get soggy.
Secondly, is it fire resistant? it’s just it would be terrible to get the thing halfway home and for it to burst into flames.
And thirdly and most important of all, do you get wafers with it?
They bought rusty unseaworthy subs? If so this is a must buy.
Ther was acompany (their website is gone) who use to build the submarines of some parks.
They also made a nice looking 1 person sub for $80,000.-
This one looks cool to http://www.delcon.fi/appsubma.htm
But hey… if I stay under water for long… what would be the best way to connect to the internet (so I can keep reading/posting over here)?
