send me titles please

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I am wanting to start a website…a drawing website where ppl email me titles for a picture and i draw it out of what comes to mind when i read the title…like www.explodingdog.com but i cant get any one 2 send my titles so i ask of the unicyclists if you could send me phrases for titles in example (examples taken from explodingdog)

im going to let you hurt me.

i watch as life moves on.

what are you talking about? i dont know you!

nothing will ever change, unless you change it

im so lucky

i was to late

stuff like that just little phrases or sayings or any thing that comes to mind but i ask the help of my fellow unicyclist becouse you are a creative bunch

please post some it would be a great help

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Unicycles, barameter readings and open sewage.

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Mmm, mmm, good!

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those are good im working on them right now…im going 2 do abunch before i make the site so i can have abunch on there when it starts up …
keepem comin

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our experienced and professional staff will help you create the beautiful home you have always dreamed of.

(that was on a commercial just now)

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And made it work again!

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Who let you in?!

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BOOM shaukalaukalauka BOOM shaukalaukalauka ACE!

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The Night has Many Minions

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staple breath

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who shot the sherriff?

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Avocado
Banana
Castanets
Empiricism

With apologies.

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ummm… shit

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Would you like clams with that?

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you gonna eat that?

stinking thunder.

Dr. Fish eats the blue plate special.

never before seen footage

smile, dog loves you

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You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out! You’ll Shoot Your Eye Out!

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why is that flamingo yellow?

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In honour of Gild “Pantsula”

“She came in through the bathroom window”

“A nights tail”

“cheese bed”

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i like backpacks and i cannot lie

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Yellow Cube with intresting lighting.
I Kill You!!