Oh, I remember my first 29er, and my good wife reminds me as well, but when I first got my first 29ers I was a relatively new rider (first year) and my muni skills were negligible. Now I’m more seasoned, ride muni many times a week, ride with other muni riders, and I have a 36er and have ridden it on trails. I’m pretty confident in my abilities, my limits, and what will work for my situation.
If going fast and making distance was my only concern and my local trails were conducive to riding a 36er, then I could likewise use a 26guni to a greater degree, places in NC like Dupont or Bent Creek in Asheville. Those trails have longer roaded sections connecting easier wide single track with the occassional true single track, yeah, a guni could work fine.
But where I live, most of the trails are short, very rooty and rocky, lots of quick up and down, more muni than XC, so the high gear is about useful as a having two brakes on one uni 
Not to mention, I am now riding a 39 inches vs the 36 inches, which makes a big difference, esp without having the stability and inertia of a bigger wheel, so when I get bumped in high gear on the guni, it is really destablizing. This was the “issue” that I never understood until Tholub corrected me, and which all potential guni riders should be very aware of before buying a guni:
A 24/26 guni is significantly harder to ride in high gear than a 36er.
I am committed to this thing now that I own it, so it’ll get some use, just not sure how much…
Funniest thing I found while riding the 26guni is my renewed my interest in riding a narrow tired (Ardent 2.6) 26er, it’s just so much more agile and easy to ride than the same set up in a (Ardent 2.4) 29er, even more nimble than the Oregon when it’s not super gnar or super nasty (wet). Though for covering ground and doing mixed trail riding, the 29er remains the stead of choice.
I’d pay a bunch more for a true three speed as bouin-bouin has described, a $1000 per gear seems fair 