Hi Nurse Ben,
I am new to Schlumpfing, but I am enjoying it, even if I can still make better progress on a normal hub.
You have not always been so bullish on 29" unicycles. Perhaps you are just inconstant in your (unicycle) relationships? 
Here is an old post where you express some disfavor for a 29" muni:
As you get more experienced with a Schlumpf, you may grow to like it (even with the 1:1.5 gearing.)
I admit that the feeling of kicking a 36" into high gear is very cool, even if my riding is a bit dodgy.
Scott