Save my uni!

Do what they did in the Godfather, but instead of a horse, use a uni. Take off the wheel, put it in her bed at night, and put the foam from a seat all around it.

hahahahaha omg what a horror

brilliant idea


The maybe Have a guy dead on her lawn who choked on an orange slice.

If you loaned it to her and have asked for it back and she will not return it, then she is guilty of theft! Petty theft…but still theft!

If sweetness and light will not get her to return what does not belong to her, then tell her you will press charges! And then actuallly call the police and file a report. The cops will follow up and at the least you will have given it your best shot!