One more picture from the Pumpkin Fest Parade just for Glutes

[yoopers]

Originally posted by gluteous maximus
[B]OK, Bruce, can you guess what I’m gonna say?

Twice, you gave us pix of a Pumpkin Parade with no pumpkins…

… and here, now, we have a Torchlight Parade in broad daylight with nary a torch to be seen.

Do you realize what effect this trend is having on your crediblity as a UniPhotoJournalist?..
not to mention how confusing it is to readers for whom English is a second language (like those folks up Norf).

Or is this some sort of ornery labeling non-conformity that I haven’t heard of?

If I may, a friendly word of advice:

Just to be on the safe and pictorially-correct side, title all of your galleries
“More Great Unicycle Pictures from (insert name of event here)” from now on.

Tongue-in-Cheekily,

Glutes [/B]

I did happen to see one pumpkin along the parade route. I’ve attached a picture of it. Hope it’s satisfactory.

Bruce

[SpYdeR_v1o]

HAHAHAHA That is awesome, and nice pumpkin.

[gluteous_maximus]

One more picture from the Pumpkin Fest Parade just for ME ?!!!

Thanks, Bruce!

… but, uh, … well,…

I don’t know quite how to break this to you, but…

… technically, that’s a Jack O’ Lantern.

OK, I’ll shut up now before I get a pumpkin pie in the face…

Glutes

[ekimstorm]

… technically, that’s a Jack O’ Lantern

and what, good sir, are Jack o’ Lanterns made of?

YUP. Pumpkins.

-Mike

[gluteous_maximus]

FINALLY! One former pumpkin picture…

originally posted by ekimstorm:
and what, good sir, are Jack o’ Lanterns made of? YUP. Pumpkins.

Yes, that’s very true, and…

… what are prophylactics made of?

YUP. Rub-…

Oh, wait…

OK! … and what are torches made of?

YUP. Sticks with toilet paper and kerosene/Metal tubes with light bulbs and batteries.

Uh… how about…

OK! OK! Try this one! … and what are pumpkin pies made of?

YUP. Pumpkins.

SO? Do you say “Gimme a slice of that pumpkin.” or “I’d like a slice of pumpkin pie, please.” ?

I said: “technically” !

Do you call your “unicycle” a “steel rubber vinyl plastic aluminum nylon kevlar”?

[ekimstorm]

Re: FINALLY! One former pumpkin picture…

Originally posted by gluteous maximus

Do you call your “unicycle” a “steel rubber vinyl plastic aluminum nylon kevlar”?

Hehehe. I see your point. Damn, thats a great name for a unicycle. My next uni will be called SRVPALNK. awe, i suck at makin jokes, oh well.

-Mike

[yoopers]

Here’s a twist…

To the spectators sitting BEHIND me…I mean Jack…it’s a pumpkin. All a matter of perspective.

Bruce, Son of Jack (actually is my Dad’s name)

[gluteous_maximus]

One more picture from the Pumpkin Fest Parade just for Glutes

originally posted by yoopers
Bruce, Son of Jack (actually is my Dad’s name)

In Ireland, that would make you Bruce McJack O’Lantern, and your kids would be Ben & Brad O’Jack O’Lantern!

– Gluteous Maximus O’Saddlebuster

[gluteous_maximus]

One more picture from the Pumpkin Fest Parade just for Glutes

Bruce,

I hope you weren’t offended by that last post!

No offense was intended!

With Irish surnames, “Mc____” = "son of ", and O’ = “grandson of ____”.

– Gluteous Maximus O’Saddlebuster

[yoopers]

Re: One more picture from the Pumpkin Fest Parade just for Glutes

Originally posted by gluteous maximus
[B]Bruce,

I hope you weren’t offended by that last post!

No offense was intended!

With Irish surnames, “Mc____” = "son of ", and O’ = “grandson of ____”.

– Gluteous Maximus O’Saddlebuster [/B]

No, of course not. I thought it was great. Very educational. Besides, I tend not to get offended too easily, life is too much fun for taking offense at the drop of a hat.

Bruce