Non Sequetor: a thread for just for jacking

There has been much recent ado about thread jacking and staying on topic.

The justification of this thread is that some of us really enjoy the luxury of free-associating, changing the subject, and stream-of-consciousness thinking.

The objective of this thread is to provide a place for posts that have as little to do with the previous post as possible.

This is just a modified “Most replys” or the new otherthrow most replys. Someone delete this maybe??

Nonononononoooo, in keeping with the general level of irony on here, this will be the one thread that never, ever deviates from the original subject. The thread will still be going months down the line, without once straying from the topic of thread-jacking.

My all-time favourite thread on this forum wasn’t very long but was thread-jacked in such a wonderful manner not once but several times. I really feel it should be locked, lest it be dragged up and be watered down by having sub-par posts added to it.

Phil

How 'bout 'dem Cubbies, eh?

How about dem MAVS?

I’m glad to see some folks appreciate the feeling of irreverence and/or power that can be obtained through changing the subject!?

Any how, a good friend came over today with a big sack of the most delicious chinese food and fed me, my kid. It was great, I didn’t have to cook at all. Then he left the leftovers so I have dinner, too! Without cooking, now I’ve got time to take my kid to a movie! Lots of good G rated flicks out there now.

What a nice way to end a weekend!

Chinese fooooood, may I help you?

^^ Name that movie and scene.

Can I jack the thread, back to its original subject which was about jacking. Speaking of jacking anyone jack a thread lately, I just jacked this thread, but I am not sure if it is really jacking, if it is meant to be jacked and the first post is saying that we should jack it. If you made th thread topic and first post something about why graffiti in public bathrooms shouldn’t be illegal, and then I ended up talking about this, then technically it would be going off subject.

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WHERE ARE YOU TONIGHT?

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I’d found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

You took out your false teeth, your wig and your glasses.
You were just scattered all over the place.
I wanted to kiss you and hug you so tightly.
I guess that I would have if I’d found your face.

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I’d found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

I went to your house at three in the morning.
You had all them curlers and junk in your hair.
You would not have scared me and I’d not have run so,
If you had not looked like you’d wrestled a bear.

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I’d found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

I told you, my darlin’, you looked like a gopher.
Made you so mad, you haven’t spoke since.
But tell me my darling if you ain’t got buck teeth.
How do you eat apples through a picket fence?

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I’d found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

When I picked you up for our date last weekend.
You looked so pretty in your satin and lace.
But when I bent over and started to kiss you,
you popped a pimple all over my face!

Where, oh where, are you tonight?
Why did you leave me here all alone?
I searched the world over and I thought I’d found true love.
But you met another and PTHHP! you was gone.

The moon’s a big white football,
The sun;s a pound of butter,
The earth is going round the twist,
And I’m a little nutter.

Kit Wright

A post about non sequitur? I don’t follow… :thinking:

I this what you meant?

In hybrid moments
Give me a moment

LOL!
Glad someone can spell in latin better than I can.

Non Sequitur is a funny comic in the Sunday paper. =D

pizza!!!

…man, what’s this growth on my toe? I wonder if it’s malignant. It sure does itch. I think I’ll have to…

Beavis and Butthead rules.

threadjack: does anyone like the wonder years? thats one of the best shows ever to me.