Quarter spin and 12" drop to double parallel crank grab between skinnies with nutmeg. 
Gadge, being of a modest disposition, would simply say his uni wheel slipped through the cattle grid.
Extreeeeeeem dude.
Hey, you missed the 1/16" double pedal grind!!!
I am reliably informed that the youth of today would say “Screenshot or it didn’t happen.”
Oh, it happened. I have a very reliable witness (Mikefule). Of course, had I followed his advice to not try riding across the cattle grid he may not have died laughing…
Dude, could you teach me?!?
Nah, you ride street, if ya wanna do cattle grids ya gotta ride field;)
this made me laugh.