Pick some videos from this thread to show her, if she doesn’t think these guys are bad-ass, dump the stupid girl.
Everyone looks goofy when they are first learning to unicycle, I still look goofy. But there are some really good riders that look cool. Find videos of good riders in flatland, big street, trials, and muni. Show her all the styles, she probably just thinks of clowns.
If she’s really shallow then tell her things like “A man with conditioned balance performs better in bed”
If she seriously is that concerned about what dating a unicyclist will do to her public image, then get rid of that stupid ho.
Not to be insulting to women, just this one specifically.