It seemed lie a normal day, go to school, sleep, come home chill on the net, whatever. Then…
The doorbell rang, I figured it was just a Jehova’s whitness… or some other annyoance, but I was wrong, a man in a black flamed hoodie, with huge gauges had it. The box of all boxes, I began to tear with joy as I signed the small slip of pink paper, I was so caught in ecstacy that my signature looked nothing like my own. My commands to my father to grab the scissors sounded like the mix between a german WWII officer and a squealing little girl. The box was immense, and yet took me little time to open, I slashed through it like a murderer cross and quartering a victim. As it opened the victims sweet innards were revealed, the wheel and frame came attatched and looked beatuful together, the colour scheme is amazing, I was at a loss for words. My music was flowing out of my compy, but I couldn’t hear, I blocked out everything from view, save the muni and was scrambling at light speed for my allen wrench and 5/8 wrench to secure the pedals and saddle.I don’t remeber putting it together. I mounted it in the living room pedaling twice and iddling 5 times before dismounting to carress the new ride.
As I walked outside for a ride around the block, I began to sing a tune that just flowed out of my mouth:
Bedford is great
Oh, Bedford is great
Bedford Bedford Bedford
Muni is great etc…
(props if anyone knows this cartoon reference)
I flew around my block at what seemed like coker speeds, my rolling hops seemed to soar forwards through the air, easily clearing manhole coverings, and miscelaneous obstacles that appeared. The tire flows soo smoothly that all imperfections on the ground are completely unnoticeable, and the wheel rolls as though it were gliding atop water. I came home, gave the muni another whoelsome squeeze as we walked inside together. I quickly posted pics and have began this writing. Defeinetly one of the best days of my life.
Anyone who ever buys a unicycle should buy from Darren Bedford, and you will have an experience of extreme joy, close to mine. Oh, did I mention with my purchase I got freebees, such as a new color Betty shirt and a new Bedford/Kris Holm poster for my room.
Pics:
The Sexiest Muni Evarrr
Dope Wheelset, Gazz 24x3" tire, p/c Alex DX rim, DT Stainless spokes, Profile p/c cranks/hubset, snafu black pedals.
Dope new yellow KH Fusion Saddle.
I have been meaning to place another order . . .