Face Plant report
Dorset 13th March 1999 12.45pm
There I was uniing peacefully across a very muddy farm yard, the kind that is
covered in two inches of mixed mud and sheep shit and water. When with no
warning I face plant, worse still, I roll. Ending up covered from feet to
collar in this light grey brown sludge. Picking my self up out of the primeviel
swamp I see Paul is up ahead leaning on a landrover laughing, Jerry kindly if
gingerly holds onto my filthy uni while I attempt to shift some of the muck
with handfulls of straw. Two miles down the road my wet muddy shorts are still
wet and muddy but the sludge on my flece has formed a crust. Thankfully Jerry
allows me back in his van inspite of the smell and doesn’t make me walk home.
Thank you Jerry
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