Microsoft To Make Unicycles!

I heard, when you crash it turns blue.

And if you ask them about the faulty hubs, they’ll tell you its the grounds fault that they break, not there design.

Also if you try to take off the MSN Messenger stickers new ones will apear overnight.

Anyone else hear anything about the Microsoft uni’s?

i hear that 404 is the average drop hight…after that you most likly need to re-boot.

have fun

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I don’t know about you guys, but I heard that it breaks down every ten miles and tells you to call tech support.

That’s why I use Unix… it gets rid of all the “useless” bits that make you UPD :wink:

It keeps telling me to update. When I go to update it, it desides the bearing sizes are different and then it crashes and then I dont have the updated version.

I ignored the bearing difference… but it is less stable like that :wink:

Can’t you just reload the wheel-drivers?

I, for one, think Microsoft has what it takes to make unicycles.
They have years of experience with unstable products.

Erm. Would a Microsoft unicycle be one that receives an endless stream of verbal abuse, but 99% of people use as their everyday unicycle because it is perfectly adequate at letting them get on with things?

Phil

Phil, sounds like the Torker CX to me. Everone who’s really in to it trashes it in no time and gets something much better, but for the basic user it is perfectly adequate.

90%, eh? What scale of stability is that?

I got my new linux uni today!!! But it can’t run any of my old skills:( !!! It holds up to way higher drops than the microsoft uni though. Has any body tried the new mac uni?

Umm. Possibly the blame might fall on the graphics card driver, or the installer of said driver, before the operating system?

Yes, windows systems do gradually deteriorate, but I’d hardly say it’s the fault of the operating system; it’s all those programs that put rubbish in system directories, don’t clear things out when you remove them and cause all manner of conflicts with existing files and applications that cause the trouble, not the operating system.

Phil

It means you can’t sue them for your mistakes.

“You had the feature that could have made you safe, you just chose not to use it. Not our fault.”

No wheels at all, just the frame securely bolted to the ground… :slight_smile:

Phil

Imaginary.
A sysadmin who cannot get Windows 2000, XP, or 2003 stable needs to go look for a different job like maybe a Wal-Mart greeter. The last time my computer blue screened was more than 2 years ago and that was because the power supply was going bad. I can hardly blame Windows for crashing because of a hardware problem like that. I replaced the power supply and now can’t even remember what a blue screen looks like.

A more interesting thought experiment would be what would unicycling be like if Linus Torvalds made unicycles?

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macs don’t have any of those rediculous problems. they work. end of story.

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