Greetings:
If it’s anything like my other favorite sports, I offer the following definitions for levels beyond 10.
Level 11: All the level 10 skills while enclosed with an angry Rottweiler
Level 12: 2 Rottweilers.
Level 13: 2 rottweilers and 2 double shots of tequila.
etc…
OK! ENOUGH ALREADY! For you all who dont know, when we refer to level 11, we mean having sex on a uni!
-David Kaplan
Level What?
Greetings:
There is no need to shout. Nobody never 'splain it to me before. Anyhow, I wouldn’t have chosen the number 11 to describe it.
Keep it vertical.
Guy
Would having sex WITH a uni count?
UniDak <forum.member@unicyclist.com> wrote in message
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> OK! ENOUGH ALREADY! For you all who dont know, when we refer to level
> 11, we mean having sex on a uni! -David Kaplan
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SWEET JESUS MAN. I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU CALL KINKY.
dan
ps. UNIPHILE
On Fri, 11 Jan 2002 19:25:09 +0000 (UTC), guy
<forum.member@unicyclist.com> wrote:
>Greetings:
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>There is no need to shout. Nobody never 'splain it to me before. Anyhow,
>I wouldn’t have chosen the number 11 to describe it.
Hmm, but we don’t have 68 regular levels.
>Keep it vertical.
Up or down?
And BTW, don’t be fooled anyone into thinking that level 11 is easy. The
rules state that you can only qualify for a level if you have cleared all
the preceeding levels.
“To trigger/fool/saturate/overload Echelon, the following has been picked
automagically from a database:” “N-ISDN, Tony Poe, NETWORK”
Greetings
In message “Re: Level 11”, UniDak wrote…
>OK! ENOUGH ALREADY! For you all who dont know, when we refer to level
>11, we mean having sex on a uni! -David Kaplan
If you remember we discussed a couple of techniques on how this can be
done. I suggested a way to this realistically, and was accused of having
an overactive imagination 
Stay on top, Jack Halpern Executive Director for International Development
International Unicycling Federation, Inc. Website: http://www.kanji.org
> Would having sex WITH a uni count?
That’s a ‘Things not to do’ that you won’t ever see a picture of on
my Web site:
http://www.unicycling.com/things/default.htm
JF
‘UNIPHILE’
LOL!
I recently aquired a broken giraffe which is now repaired after 2 months
of searching for an old crank to fit it. Now THAT would be kinky!
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> SWEET JESUS MAN. I DONT WANNA KNOW WHAT YOU CALL KINKY. dan
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Dirk’s is the best stab at level 11 I’ve seen yet. As a serious level
addition, it seems a bit long. Save some of that for levels 12 and higher…
JF
> Seriously, here’s my cut at level 11
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> 1 foot backward in a circle with left foot
> 1 foot backward in a circle with right foot
> seat in front back spin
> seat in front forward spin
> seat in back back spin
> seat in back forward spin
> seat on side in a figure eight
> seat on side backward in a circle
> wheel walk backward in a figure eight
> glide in a circle
> hand wheel walk in a circle
> drag seat in front backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in back backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in front in a circle
> drag seat in back in a circle
> hand wheel walk one handed 10 meters
> coast in a circle
> side ride in a figure eight
> riding hop twist 360
> ride 1 foot with seat in back 10 meters
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Dirk’s is the best stab at level 11 I’ve seen yet. As a serious level
addition, it seems a bit long. Save some of that for levels 12 and higher…
JF
> Seriously, here’s my cut at level 11
>
> 1 foot backward in a circle with left foot
> 1 foot backward in a circle with right foot
> seat in front back spin
> seat in front forward spin
> seat in back back spin
> seat in back forward spin
> seat on side in a figure eight
> seat on side backward in a circle
> wheel walk backward in a figure eight
> glide in a circle
> hand wheel walk in a circle
> drag seat in front backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in back backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in front in a circle
> drag seat in back in a circle
> hand wheel walk one handed 10 meters
> coast in a circle
> side ride in a figure eight
> riding hop twist 360
> ride 1 foot with seat in back 10 meters
>
>
> Dirk
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Dirk’s is the best stab at level 11 I’ve seen yet. As a serious level
addition, it seems a bit long. Save some of that for levels 12 and higher…
JF
> Seriously, here’s my cut at level 11
>
> 1 foot backward in a circle with left foot
> 1 foot backward in a circle with right foot
> seat in front back spin
> seat in front forward spin
> seat in back back spin
> seat in back forward spin
> seat on side in a figure eight
> seat on side backward in a circle
> wheel walk backward in a figure eight
> glide in a circle
> hand wheel walk in a circle
> drag seat in front backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in back backwards 10 meters
> drag seat in front in a circle
> drag seat in back in a circle
> hand wheel walk one handed 10 meters
> coast in a circle
> side ride in a figure eight
> riding hop twist 360
> ride 1 foot with seat in back 10 meters
>
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> Dirk
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