Oh, I think you forgot to mention that you wanna change the wheel for a 16“ (then you could make use of those 45mm cranks as well; I know the urge must be almost impossible to bear). Or did I just inadvertently unveil your true plans? If so, I apologise.
The main problem is: once it‘s covered in stickers I won‘t be able to recognise my uni and will have to return home alone, heartbroken 
(kinda like the animal parents who abandon their babies, once a human hand has touched them 
). Is that really what you want?
wow that is like great advice actually. I will have so many new (used) unicycles now.
Your heartbroken-ness charges my happiness. Today I’ve been thinking where I could buy sticker sheets that you can print on. I reckon with MSPaint, I can make an A4 sheet filled with Ls and Rs in circles and then print them on the sticker paper and ask you to be my first victim… I mean customer.
Fun fact: I own what is probably THE best suited frame that is / was commercially available:
Yeah, baby, that’s lots of real estate for big stickers! But …only in your dreams (and in photoshop)!
I had plans to actually print something and stick it on there, just to take a picture to cater for the fetish of certain people around here. But I just couldn’t bring myself to do it, so I chose the photoshop route - that’s way more unicycyle-friendly! 
Poor unicycle. It will feel so cold without such a big sticker. Give it some Love. 
