Right next to my place of work in Oslo, is an indie record label, Propeller Recordings.
Every day I cycle past their door just before I dismount my unicycle and walk into the office. Today a colleague asked me if I had looked at the window to their entrance recently.
I thought I probably had but clearly not. I went outside now to look and what do I see?
I feel like this is a message to me but what does it mean? I figure they are either showing me some love or they hate me and plan to hang me. 
Maybe they’re just showing their discontent for Merida unicycles. How could anybody not love you?
Ha thanks. Well, even if they hate me, “I don’t give a fuck”. 
If I suddenly dissapear please send this picture to the police. 
These people must be unicycle satanists, hanging it upside down like that. Scary.
Oh @Erlend_Loe, welcome! But you should not have turned up here as people have questions 
@Erlend_Loe Yes, we do!!!
Sure. Question time is okay.
Hi Erlend, is there any chance to get your unicycle book translated into english in the near future?
Maybe you just inspired somebody to ride to work and this is the way how they store their unicycle at work.
I have been working on it on and off but it tends to get pushed back by other projects. The plan is to get it done though.
Maybe… but I have spies colleagues on the lookout all the time and the only unicyclist that has been spotted in this area recently besides me is @Erlend_Loe himself.
You can tell it is him because he is not good at closing his rucksack.
It may be a cheap uni but I’m tempted to go inside. I know it’s risky but I want to save it. I could give it the love and nurture it so desperately needs.
Though it could very well be a trap, Hansel and Gretel style. They will capture me and throw me in the oven and cook me as unicyclist pie. Who knows how many other unspecting unicyclists they have already caught. 
These people are clearly monsters. I mean look at how they have “done up” this seat clamp. The horror!!!
I know there is a big unicycle group in Oslo, what if when you all together enter the shop and kidnapp that poor unicycle?
@UniMyra @Erlend_Loe @Ulrik Shall we do it?
You have just as much imagination as @Erlend_Loe . Maybe not the busiest day at the Vivaldi Browser Co 
Then you should get masked and remove this post!
Yes if a bunch of Oslo unicyclists break in with masks, including one of our most famous authors (who is widely known to unicycle) they’ll never be able to guess it is us! This is a brilliant plan! Foolproof.
