Right next to my place of work in Oslo, is an indie record label, Propeller Recordings.
Every day I cycle past their door just before I dismount my unicycle and walk into the office. Today a colleague asked me if I had looked at the window to their entrance recently.
I thought I probably had but clearly not. I went outside now to look and what do I see?
Maybe… but I have spies colleagues on the lookout all the time and the only unicyclist that has been spotted in this area recently besides me is @Erlend_Loe himself.
You can tell it is him because he is not good at closing his rucksack.
It may be a cheap uni but I’m tempted to go inside. I know it’s risky but I want to save it. I could give it the love and nurture it so desperately needs.
Though it could very well be a trap, Hansel and Gretel style. They will capture me and throw me in the oven and cook me as unicyclist pie. Who knows how many other unspecting unicyclists they have already caught.
Yes if a bunch of Oslo unicyclists break in with masks, including one of our most famous authors (who is widely known to unicycle) they’ll never be able to guess it is us! This is a brilliant plan! Foolproof.