Investors wanted

At last, another visionary. Thank you, Gilby.

Yes, I knew that might happen, but it’s a chance I had to take, not just for myself, but for the good of the pizza eating public.

Catboy, you must think of your future. Go steal that money from your parents. And think of what all those cats will have to say to you when you’re tossing them Unchovies.

u haven’t replied to Klaas yet

Being Dutch and not a native speaker of English and being as pedantic, if not more so, than I, but not nearly as pointlessly, I do not offer any response to Klaas’ justification of an obvious misreading of a rather clear investment solicitation.

raphael, u’re beginning to sound like a Nigerian i know…

Are you Dutch?
(Or maybe I can’t read :wink: )

Klaas Bil

I’m in for $1,000.

I recently came into somewhat of a windfall, I received a $2,000 check. The problem is it is drawn on a New York bank that doesn’t have a relationship with my small local savings and loan.

If you would send me $1,000 in the form of a cashier check or wire transfer I will endorse my check to you for deposit in New York.

Yeah, I kind of botched that sentence.

I dunno. Ask Klaas.

Could we get a sample of the unchovie before throwing down some investment capitol?

I am interested, however as I am boarderline poor my investments made on a whim is rather limited.

Go out and taste an anchovy. The Unchovy will be indiges…that is indistinguishable.

Borderline poor, my friend, soon to be wealthy beyond your wildest dreams. If you act now.

I would like 3/10ths of a share.

Thank you for your kind offer, but I never mix business with religion and certainly not with religious visionaries.

God shall smite thee!

Shut up. You don’t exist.

Bwowowowowowow

[heat vision]

While your enthusiasm and dedication impresses me, I’m worried about vegetable based meat substitutes. The most popular variants have already been claimed, and the unchovy will struggle in its niche market.

However, there is an option you haven’t considered - Meat based vegetable substitutes. Imagine the looks of delight on your friends’ faces when you tell them the carrot sticks they’ve been eating are made from 100% pork products. If you’re on the Atkins diet and you’ve been craving a salad, remember that “I Can’t Believe It’s Not Lettuce” is made from a combination of beef and chicken to provide an Atkins friendly lettuce substitute.

Of course, these products don’t exist … yet. If you’re willing to develop them, I’ll be willing to invest.

Oh, you sayer of nay.

Ok, I’ll consider it, but you have to do the slaughtering.

Now, we’re talking… and even those that believes he does, agree that he already died. Oh, and last I heard, the devil is going after Obie, the one who calls himself christ.

Yeah, its me, Obie. I wouldn’t have made a second account if you hadn’t banned me. I’m sorry I slept with your girlfriend, but lets bury the hatchet ok? Unban me please.