I thought I might aswell post a negative comment with all the positive ones:
Guiness tastes like river water.
Now that’s just harsh. Water from lots of rivers, especially at higher altitudes, is quite palatable…
Phil
Dear Unicyclist.com forums,
Well, I never thought this would happen to me, but the other day I was out riding my unicycle and there was this girl…
Phil, I offer you my most sincere apologies.
Correction: Guiness tastes like urine.
I don’t want to know how you know this 
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------Mikefule wrote: “…add to the picture that she was just a little bit younger than me, morphologically optimized for viewing by males, and dressed for summer…”
Next time, we want pictures…oh, and a telephone number. 