I was riding the 28 today, and had done some light cross country with a few mown grass hills and stuff, when someone I was riding past said, “I can ride 50 yards on one… that’s amazing what you’re doing.”
If I add to the picture that she was just a little bit younger than me, morphologically optimized for viewing by males, and dressed for summer, you will understand why I thought it was a particularly perspicacious comment.
Morph- has to do with shape or structure, so she was optimized in her shape, according to a man’s general preferences. How you could connect this to beer, I fail to understand. Also, your joke builds on the macho assumption that all males enjoy drinking beer. Based on this analysis, I deem this joke unfunny. Sorry
Where’s the rest of the story? I want to hear that you went over and talked with her, for goodness sakes you both unicycle! Instant connection. If you’re already chained down, it’s still you’re duty to bring them into the uni world so they can meet more riders and we can seeeeeeeeeeee her!
> evil-nick wrote:
>>*Down boy! (Someone Photoshop Jessica Alba & some unicycle pic for the
>>poor depraved lad!) *
> I don’t think Bob22 is depraved at all. He goes to UT and he ain’t ugly,
> wimpy looking or overweight. He gets his.