i need some good unicycling quotes please

My favorite quote from that scene (Karl H maybe?) was:

Q: Where’s your other wheel? A: It’s on my other unicycle.

Would make a good tee-shirt…Q on front, A on back.

yeah. in some funky font, not a super serious style font.
F: Where’s my other wheel?
B: On my other unicycle.

Hey Sendhair, nice to see you back. Haven’t heard from you in a while!

Re: i need some good unicycling quotes please

this is a quote that was originally said about something else
i can’t remember what or by whom

“The gods will not subtract from man’s alloted hours those he spent unicycling.”

actually, item just managed to salvage this thread from june of last year
i still like the quote so i thought i’d stick it in
just in case sofa took his time with that movie

I realized how cheesy those flash intros are and didn’t bother with it.

This thread was ressurected as I linked to it after a quote request in JC

I could use some more awesome unicycling quotes, for a site I’m putting up for my unicycle improv show. Right now my favorites are:

“Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way.” – Brian Berlin

“Unicycling…abstinence…it’s all the same to me.” – ITEMNO530

Also, ITEMNO530, do you have a real name I can quote you by?


open your mouth wide, you can eat lots of bugs for breakfast!

There’s always the classic one by Charlie Dancey:

“It’s impossible to ride a unicycle, some of us have just figured out how to take a long time before we fall of.”

kevin mcmullins quote

“You won’t get hurt if you land it!” - Kevin McMullin

hahaha

sounds dumb, but here’s my philosophy
16 wheels is too many, they get in the way and like to blow up
4 wheels is way too many, it makes things roll over
2 wheels is too many, it makes things less maneuverable
1 wheel is too many, wait, no its not, wheels are usefull!!

if it looks too big, get over it, do it anyways. If it is too big, might as well try. if it was too big, don’t be a baby about your broken face.
-stephen skrobarczyk-

Here are some of mine. :smiley: :smiley:

  • Never underestimate the unicycling feeling in yourself.

  • 1 wheel, 1/2 the stackings.

  • Unicycling is like water, it runs through your veins. :smiley:

  • 1 wheel, no training wheel included. :smiley:

Then there’s these which i also like. :smiley: :smiley: