Giraffe, any size TO BORROW

I know this sounds like I’m a little scrounger, but here’s the story
Me and a few mates have decided to go to our school prom on unicycles, but I am the only one who doesn’t have a giraffe, which we decided to use. I realised that £200+ is to much to spend for something I’m only going to use once, as I’m a trials rider
Sorry for the waffle, here’s the point. I’d like to borrow a girrafe, any size, any price, I’ll pay for petrol, postage ect, and in the unlikely event of it being damaged, repairs to

If I lived in the same country, I’d lend you mine! But, unfortunately… Postage would cost more than a new giraffe. :confused: