I think the title says it all.
I don’t have anything to start the ball rolling but Keven isn’t far behind me.
Ed
me taking a myspace quiz that said om emo and posting…and now going by the name “emo boy” at school which i dont mind but its not my favorite thing ever
Ok, you go to some feminist rights rally (or whatever they’re called). With a massive erection. I don’t mean something like hidden but half visible, I mean full on pants sticking out 9" man glory!
Disclaimer: Do not read this post if you may be offended by anything, if you have already read this post, then you are agreeing to everything i may or may not say ever.
Oh, another one!
Next time some jahova’s witnesses(sp?)/anything else where they try and make you join their religion/group come to your house, invite them inside. Then, give them a drink with a roofie in it and drop them off at a local church or drug-rehab centre.
( i did this) when ever a person of higher aouthority goes on a feminist rant , eventully they will say something along the lines of"now con anyone here think/do any thing that a woman can do" reply (if you are male) “well you cant produce sperm”
“…vote?..”
Edit: See disclaimer in previous post
Lawl
In my physics class we have Misogynistic Thursdays, they’re fun, and now the OTHER gender has Feminazi Tuesdays, but that doesn’t actually matter, because women can’t do anything.
see mawesome’s disclaimer
here’s some stupid ideas:
taking a spoon to the super bowl
trying to rob a bank w/ a toy cowboy gun
riding backwards 1 footed blindfolded while trying to play guitar down the interstate
walking into a restaurant with a toothpick in your mouth
trying 2 drown a fish
crossing the Mississippi border w/ a duck on your head
sitting of the t.v. and watching the couch(ok, i did this a couple times! so wat?!)
drinking a 2 litre of diet coke and then swallowing an entire pack of mentos or pop rocks then soda(ouch!)
You can do that by putting a fish in carbonated water.
build a raft out of recycled bottles. My friend and I worked on it over the summer and will probably continue it when it gets warm again.
and you have done this???
NO! I’m not that mean. I have just heard of people who once did it.
Reminds me of the blonde joke where the blonde asks about an ejection seat in a helicopter.
No reason why one couldn’t be fitted. Just need a bit of lateral thinking.
Nao
Or downwards.
Can’t help it…gotta post.
Perhaps an idea would be to create a threat entitled “Gallery of bright/hilarious/stupid ideas”.
Imagine your helicopter runs out of fuel (example) and you start falling - you wouldn’t want to eject downwards, would you?
It’s doable if you eject sideways (laterally). Good one Nao.
Yeah, the downwards eject was actually kind of a joke…if you want to save yourself, you don’t want to shoot yourself towards the ground at about a zillion miles per hour, would you?
I would think you’d have a parachute…