have u ever hit someone with your uni. sometimes when im riding some rapsuperstars* are laughing and saying theres a gay clown. so i threaten them that ill hit em in the head. they sometimes ignore me sometimes laugh. im starting to think of killing them. uni is a nice weapon. its not so light afterall. ok im not into killing them but just make a nice hard hit to leg to immobile those dickheads. thats the right way to make clownophobia. 
Nah donāy worry about them. If you are a unicyclist you are better than them anyway. Save your energy and put it into learning new skills.
hahaha, thatās funny dawg. If someone calls you a gay clown just give them the finger. If theyāre bigger than you or youāre outnumbered - simply run. Sht happens and I think weāve all had a number of cocky ācoolā people give us bullsht. Itās gunna happen to the best of us but all you can do is get insane at riding then make moviesā¦or something.
Peace
-Keaton
Sneaker, I completely agree with you, sometimes I just canāt handle it and say ānastyā things to them 
When Iām really tired that is, Iām a very nice person really 
My brother and I have certainly discussed whacking a few people on the head with our metal pedals 
Donāt be a wuss, sometimes it takes a bullet.
Thatās all funny. Keaton I like that comment. Just make movies. Just laugh at them. Whether itās fake, or you actually find it funny. I do. It pisses more people off if someone says something, look rgiht at them, laugh and shake your head. Then whip a trick. Haha. If you can, just donāt miss it. Yeah, insane at riding, then make movies, do that too. Laters
-Shaun Johanneson
My personal favourite is when iām out about town on the raffe and people say, āwhat would happen if i kicked/pushed your wheel?ā in a menacing manor, to which i always reply, āIād fall on your f***ing headā. Some people seem to think that i mean iād fall off and might land on them and say " but iād move out the way", to which i reply, " I have very good aim." It always gets a laugh. Genreally i agree with unifreak7, (are there really 6 other people called unifreak?) in that laughing at them usually works aswell. As a last resort, if youāre on anything bigger than 20", head down and go full-speed for them, theyāre bound to chicken out. Incidently if you are on a 20" donāt try this, they may go and get a sandwhich and be back before you get to them.
go to college, and then ride thereā¦Youāll run into all kinds of fools.
Most of the oneās whoāve given me crap are usually in front of girls, and think they are out of my hearing range, or they are drunk baffoons.
I end up pulling tricks in front of them, or ignoring them.
Iāve had some people who were persistant, arrogant, idiots tell me that what I do is clown stuff and clown stuff only. I try and tell them āNO, Iām a trials rider!!!ā
Itās usually hot college girls that give me compliments. One was on a bike and told me āYouāre way more cooler than me,ā with a big smile on her face. No wonder itās usually guys who give me crap.
Iāve also had groups of people elect one of their friends to try and ride. If itās a guy, he usually racks his b*lls right when Iām telling him to not sit on those. Then the rest of the group will question me and give me expressions as if I were a neuter. I always say āI donāt sit on those, that would hurt, obviouslyā
Shake your head and ignore people. Or, pull a trick. I once pulled a trick when I overheard a guy whispering to two girls that what I was doing was lame, and then when I landed the trick clean I heard āWhoa! That was crazy,ā just loud enough under their breaths that I smiled to myself, thinking, āthatās right.ā
When you ignore people, it generally pisses them off more, because theyāve FAILED at their attempts to belittle to you. Their harrassment is NO GOOD when it canāt get to you. They have no more verbal projectiles to throw.
And if you get the chance, correct them. Tell them about your sport.
Ride more near people, and youāll be able to be keen and upfront with people. And youāll be able to get way more confidence boosting smiles and positive remarks from girls:)
Later,
Evan
PS, generally people are open and accepting, and curious. The others are jealous, mislead mongrels, whose parents shouldāve aborted them or raised them up to be better citizens. Itās not their total fault that they act so ācoolā and are so stupidā¦they donāt know any better.
Re: fight???
On Sat, 30 Jul 2005 04:04:16 -0500, āSneakerā wrote:
>have u ever hit someone with your uni.
I think Scott Kurland has done that with his coker nicknamed Grendel
to a threatening road user, but I canāt find the thread. It was quite
serious ISTR.
Klaas Bil - Newsgroup Addict
I ride like a princess. - john_childs
Re: Re: fight???
I have ā¦ to a guy who purposely stopped in front of me. I sped up and leaned forward to maximize my inertia. He had to backup 3 steps holding his arms out so I couldnāt rollover on him ā¦ 
Normally that guy would have been roadkillā¦ but he was probably 100lbs bigger than me ā¦ so I only got to knock him back 4 feet or so ā¦ and all I said was ā¦ 'thatās what you wanted ā¦? wasnāt it ā¦?" ā¦ He said ā¦ āsorryā ā¦ I said āno your notā¦ you wanted to see what I would do ā¦ā
afterall ā¦ if you stop in front of a moving car or b*ke ā¦ do you expect NOT to ge hit ā¦?