As you can see, Tobbogonist and I are learning Dutch. In other news, I just got permabanned on physics-forums.com. I’m not certain whether I should advertises this, but oh well…
Anyway, the reason I got permabanned is that I was swearing. Stupid and childish, I know, but sometimes you just have to. I’m intending to register again, but from now on if I ever feel the urge to swear(and with their moderation policies I probably will before too soon), I’m gonna swear in Dutch.
So, can you help me out? Please post Dutch swears, translation in English and pronunciation if possible. Thanks a lot, Holland is the hottest!
Zakkenwasser - Testicle washer
Stoep hoer - Sidewalk prostitute
Dus tin - Very sexy guy
Neuken - To make love
Neuken in de keuken - To make love in the kitchen
Neuken in de douche - To make love in the shower (the english people loved the variations )
kut = vagina (but is used as fuck/shit/damn in english)
(god)verdomme = (god) damn (it)
klootzak = asshole (actually translates to scrotum)
eikel = asshole (direct translation = acorn, nipple I think)
mierenneuker = antfucker meaning somebody who considers small details important (not really a swearword)