Everyoe has one. Tell me your Dumb Blonde joke.
How do you kill a Blonde?
Put a scratch and sniff card at the bottom of a pool.
What do you call an upside-down blonde?
A brunette with bad breath
How did the blonde try to kill the bird?
She threw it off a cliff.
How did the blonde try to kill the fish?
She tried to drown it.
What happened when a blonde shot a gun into the air?
She missed.
A blonde walked into a bar and said ‘ow.’
ha ha
I simply repeated a blonde joke that I thought was ‘the least dumb dumb blonde joke I’ve heard’
Does anyone actually find blonde jokes funny?
And if so…why?!?
I think they’re funny the first time I hear them, but then you stop hearing new ones and just hear the same ones over and over and over, except for when someone tries to make up a new one but it’s just stupid. So they’re not really that good anymore.
I liked the one about walking into a bar. That actually made me say “ha.” Not quite good enough for “ha ha.”
what do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?
pregnant
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I always thought it was that the joke was dumb, not the Blonde. 
I’ve been blonde all my life, I should know.
Having said that, this is not a joke, it actually happened:
This Blonde fellow bought a saw to cut down some trees in his backyard. He went a chainsaw shop and asked about various chainsaws.
The dealer told him, “Look, I have a lot of models, but why don’t you save yourself a lot of time and aggravation and get the top-of- the-line model. This chainsaw will cut a hundred cords of wood for you in one day.”
So, the man took the chainsaw home and began working on the trees. After cutting for several hours and only cutting two cords, he decided to quit. He thought there was something wrong with the chainsaw. “How can I cut for hours and only cut two cords?” the man asked himself. “I will begin first thing in the morning and cut all day,” the man told himself.
So, the next morning the man got up at 4 am in the morning and cut and cut, and cut till nightfall, and still he only manages to cut five cords.
The man is convinced it was a bad saw. “The dealer told me it would cut one hundred cords of wood in a day, no problem. I will take this saw back to the dealer,” the man said to himself.
The very next day the man brought the saw back to the dealer and explained the problem. The dealer, baffled by the man’s claim, removes the chainsaw from the case. The dealer said, “Hmm, it looks fine.”
Then the dealer starts the chainsaw, to which the man responded, "What’s that noise?
That noise still scares me.
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Yeah, some blonde fellow, eh? Hmm…
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Here’s my favorite blonde joke, er, I mean story (slightly edited):
This blonde fellow was driving down an old country road when he spots another blonde in a wheat field rowing a boat. He pulls over to the side of the road and stops the car. Staring in disbelief he stands at the side of the road to watch the woman for a while.
When he could not stand it any more he called out to the blonde in the field. “Why are you rowing a boat in the middle of the field?”
The blonde in the field stops rowing and responds, “Because it is an ocean of wheat.”
The blonde fellow standing on the side of the road is furious. He yells at the blonde in the field. “It is dumb blondes like you that give the rest of us a bad name.” The blonde in the field just shrugged her shoulders and began rowing again.
The blonde fellow on the side of the road was beside himself and shook his fist at blonde in the field yelling, “If I could swim, I would come out there and kick your A**!”
Come to think of it… that’s how I met my wife.
A blonde wanted to buy a microwave so she went into a store and asked the clerk “Can I buy that microwave in the window?” The clerk said “No, we don’t sell to blondes” So the blonde came in the next day with a brown wig and said “Can I buy that microwave in the window?” And again the clerk said “No, we don’t sell to blondes.” The blonde went out and got a face lift a nose job and a brown wig. I mean you couldn’t tell she was the same lady, so the next day she went into the same store and said again “Can I buy that microwave in the window?” And again the clerk said “No, we don’t sell to blondes” So the blonde asks “How do you know I’m a blonde?!” The clerk says “That’s a TV in the window”
Vincent
three girls went into a bar. The bartender said there is a magic mirrior in the bathroom and if you say something true then you get to make a wish but if you say somthing false you get sucked into the mirrior. The girls went in , the first one said i think im the smartest in the bar, she got a wish granted. the next girl said im the prettyst in the bar, she got her wish granted. that last girl was a blond and she said I think, and got sucked into the mirror.
I heard this one on saturday on prarie home compainion joke show.
why did the blond have square boobs??
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because she forgot to take the tissues out