Can you ride while drunk?
discuss.
my (older) brother can, esp if I put his crank back on because he’s too drunk to do it
I can’t ride sober.
kidding
most of the time, yes.
some nights, no.
depends whether it was liquor (no) or beer (yes).
if I can’t ride, then I know I’m drunk.
When I was in college I’d ride my uni to happy hour at the neighborhood bar. I’d eat the free food, then drink until the room spun, then ride home. After enough practice, I could ride home one-footed, or backwards.
When drinking, if I can stand upright, then I can still ride.
Now if I can only substitute a unicycle ride for a field sobriety test, then I could get around those pesky roadblocks 
I can uni no problem and one foot with difficulty but I can still do it most of the time. Thats about the extent of my skills, I have a hard time rolling hopping aswell but I can do sif hops about curb height and a bit more no problem.
yeah, rolling hops definately arent as safe as regular riding while drunk.
the uni likes to stay where it is as you jump forwards. you can imagine the problems that might arise when this happens.
i know that there’s a picture of me riding my 24" while drunk. i saw the picture about a week later and had absolutely no recollection of the experience.
The other night I was shitfaced as hell on my uni and rode into a car. To my surprise, the driver wasn’t pissed, and I didnt mess up his car. Still was dumb ass hell though. 90 percent of the time I can.
I did once-- all the way to work. I stepped off the uni twice when I can normally do the whole distance without dismounting.
I found I would always jump too early or too late, so to jump a curb I would either try and jump when I got to the curb and I would hit it as I was rolling or I would jump like two feet too early and land like on the edge of the curb 
I’m sure it would have been amusing to see though.
I have only been drunk while riding once though, that was in Toronto and I didn’t know where I was going or where anything was. I could ride no problem but my sense of direction was really messed up so I got lost for four hours.
Raced down stairs drunk once…I won 
I would ride my uni drunk if I drank…
You are insane, and very impressive. I would be very scared to go down stairs drunk.
i can ride pretty well whilst drunk. i’ve never tried to uni really really drunk though. that might be a project for this weekend…
Yes. It’s one of the things that college (university) teaches you.
Just make sure that you try this on private property and not on a public road or sidewalk (pavement).
…Or you run into cars like me 
Or you get arrested for the equivalent of a DUI. Don’t do that.
what’s up with americans using the word whilst?
i use the word whilst and im not American!
The bigger question is why are you going to work drunk?