“I don’t need a training wheel”
yeah, people alway say this kind of crap at me
them “what happened to your bike”
me"i was bored and my parents left the welder out" or “WHAT BIKE?!”
them “why don’t you ride a bike with 2 wheels”
me “i do, but the wheels are on top of each other(i show them a picture)”
them" how do u do those jumps w/o hurtin your famliy jewels?!"
me(in annoyed tone)" you land on the pedals, not your balls."
you haven’t quit then?